Ava and Lise throwing balls at each other:<\/p>\n
Ava: We’re doing a practice for when she’s a grown-up and she’s in a fight.<\/p>\n
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Ava: Mommy, I’m just not the girl I used to be.<\/p>\n
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Ava: When I see Jesus, I’m going to curtsy.<\/p>\n
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Ava: remember when everyone was sick except me? I was good as a new seed.<\/p>\n
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Ava: (talking about Ratsie) that’s just her personality… i mean, ratonality.<\/p>\n
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Lise: Mommy, bubble! Oh maaaaan! POP!<\/p>\n
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Ava’s jokes:<\/p>\n
Q. What did baby jesus say when he was put in the manger?<\/p>\n
A. Hay!<\/p>\n
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\nQ. Why did the falcon win a prize?<\/p>\n
A. Because he was talonted!<\/p>\n
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Lise: (opening the shower door) Mommy, hum (that’s how she says come) here. (I step out) Good girl!<\/p>\n
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Me: you have more influence over the girls than you think.
\nScott: Oh honey.
\nAnnalise: Oh honey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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