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Ava’s friend: Ava, why do you like God music so much?
\nAva: I like it cuz i like the songs and they’re easy to sing.
\nfriend: ya, and i bet you don’t like wearing shoes because Jesus didn’t wear shoes.<\/p>\n

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Annalise: (burps)
\nMe: do you know what to say after you burp?
\nAnnalise: trick or treat<\/p>\n

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Ava eating a gumball: I don’t like green..i’d prefer reshreshing pink.<\/p>\n

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Ava: I’ll fix it.
\nAnnalise: I’m so proud of you!<\/p>\n

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Annalise: Ho! Ho!
\nMe: are you santa claus?
\nLisey: No, I’m Mary Christmas.<\/p>\n

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Annalise: I’ll help with the laundry mommy.<\/p>\n

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Ava: God probably put Lisey here for sleep. He put me here for school.<\/p>\n

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Ava: Mommy, the best thing I ever had is Lisey.<\/p>\n

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Annalise: I’m afraid of santa.
\nMe: why?
\nLisey: cuz he says “ho-ho”<\/p>\n

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Ava showing her friend her pet rats:<\/p>\n

friend: they’re both girls?
\nAva: if we had a boy and a girl rat they would mate. then they would have 7 babies each time they mate so that means they would have 100 babies a year!<\/p>\n

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Annalise: Mommy, i spilled water on my leg.
\nme: is it a big deal or a small deal?
\nLisey: it’s no deal<\/p>\n

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Ava: M-o-o-o-m, Lisey’s trying to control my mind.<\/p>\n

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Ava found the shopping list… <\/p>\n

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apparently it was missing a few things<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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